"What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage!" So said the Cowardly Lion. I have finally got my courage up. I have decided that I am NOT going to pay $600 plus per chair for my two French provincial chairs to be recovered. I am going to do it myself. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. No. I KNOW I can. And I'm gonna!
I watched a few "how to" videos. It's fairly simple really. I've recovered the seats of chairs before which is so easy a child could do it. This is just a little more detailed. That is what I must remember! The key to this project is an electric staple gun. After that, the sky's the limit.
So here are my super-disgusting, dirty chairs that I got for $50 from the very nicest, dirty people I've ever met. I swear to God I was itchin' and scratchin' and imagining things crawling on me the whole way home. When I did arrive home, I threw the chairs in the garage and immediately took another shower. Eeeeew! Let me add bleach, gloves, scrub brush and HOT water to my supply list for these chairs.... I was going to mention a haz-mat suit, but that just would have taken it a bit too far. Sometimes I just need to go there.
Wow. I have a lot more stuff than I thought....where are those chairs????
There they are! Under the seltzer and ginger beer! The really nice dirty lady kept telling me she "paid $700 dollahs for them in 1970. They are very good chairs you know, they have the cross bar on the bottom and they are not cut velvet, it's printed!" Hmm... don't really give a shit about the meeper infested fabric, but okay. Can I just pay you and be on my way before I come down with typhoid??? I know, I'm so mean. But seriously? These cutie pies hadn't showered in weeks.
The chairs are really, really nice and very well made. They just need some attention (sand blasting) - Annie Sloan Chalk Paint, wax and some silver gilding wax. After that, great fabric! Then they need to sit on either side of my new fireplace!! Oh, just the thought of it makes me happy. And if I can pull this off, I will just feel soooo good. It will be a new skill and I will have saved tons of dough doing it. Everytime I look at them, I will feel proud and happy....in hell. Have a nice day. :)